Now What?

Find free hosting & domain provider
     Found out it's not fully free......... ABORT

Find another provider
     Found out, the domain isn't free......... ABORT

Find one more time
     It's fully free......... Continue
     It's suitable for personal web......... Continue
     Signup.........Done

\\*----- Congratulations You Now Have Your Own Website -----*//     *insert sfx here

Configuring the new site......... Confused
Find new content idea......... Not found
Redirect new domain to old blog......... DONE
Write this post in old blog......... DONE

Sleep...